The Farmers Wife

Grew up in a town..moved to a I am in the country.

Location: Minnesota, United States

Friday, January 14, 2005

I can't tell Meredith to eat her heart out...

Well apparently I am....

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I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.
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OK then. You see that most people I meet like me... Just had to point that out.
p.s. I saw this at Hip Momma's

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Freakin BRRRRR!

OK so it's freakin cold outside. A whopping -14 degrees that does not include the wind chill factor. That makes it -35 below. This was at 6:00p.m. I am not going to work tomorrow because it is suppose to be a high of -20 below zero and I should hope that they will close the school. I guess we won't find that out until the morning.

I have had a busy couple of weeks. I mailed out the socks for the exchange last Tuesday. Last Wednesday I had a meeting in Fargo and while I was gone my husband had to bring both the girl and the boy to the Dr. . Girl had a peice of plastic in her eye so the removed that. Boy had Tonsilar Stones?!? I had never heard of it but the Dr. said to pick at them with a toothbrush and that should dislodge it. He apparently coughed it out before I got home so I didn't see it. I guess I found it strange that that's what it was because every year for the last 4 years in January he has gotten Tonsilitis. I wish they would just take the fuckin things out so he doesn't have to go through this anymore.

My husband just informed me that my daughter is upstairs farting.

I got an email from a friend a few weeks ago (Hello Mrs. Jensen) informing me that her and her husband are going on a cruise. I thought it was kinda funny because that is how we met. On a honeymoon cruise to the Bahamas. We had a great time. The one thing I will never ever forget is the pilots wife that was so drunk she was showing titty. I laugh just typing this.
So Mrs. and Mr. Jensen, I hope you had a blast and found another couple to party with. I hope you didn't get the Jamaican bush whackin shit that fucked me up like last time, cause then I'd really have to be jealous.

Another friend of ours that live north of Denver booked us (them and us) a condo in Colorado at a place called Copper. I am so excited. I am happy we are finally going there. They have come here to our place quite a few times and we have never been to see there domacile. I guess it helps that they both have family here and come to see them otherwise I don't think the would come out of there way to give us a moment of thier time.hehehe. If your reading this you skinny bitch you know I am just kidding. You hot dog eater.

Well kiddies, slip on the booties cuz it's cold out side. Stay warm.

Friday, December 31, 2004


OK , we have Blues Clues on the TV and as soon as I am done I'm turnin the shit off. Any way the guy gets mail and it from "they might be giants" and they sing a song that I swear sounded like...drop your pants. *blink* Then they said stomp your feet so I am guessing they accually said clap your hands. Maybe I need to get some husband action very shortly.

on another note I was looking through the People magazine year end type issue and I saw an ad in there for Sketchers sneakers with Christina Aguilliara (sp??) and ok girl, you have officially turn into a certified pornstar pin up. She looked way to sluty for this ad. No offense, she may have some music that's worth an earshot but I

I got all the socks today for the exchange and forgot to get envelopes but thats ok I will find something. I am stoked. Now if you will all excuse me while I get out of work.
Have a safe and Happy New Year!!!

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Where have I been?

So I see that I don't post that much. I hope it doesn't deter anyone from perusing my site to see what I am all about or what I have to say.
These last few days have been hectic but not so much that I haven't enjoyed some peace besides.
So I am back to work and its crazy here because of year end crapola, but I will manage.

I know you've all heard about the terrible Tsunami. I don't want to drag it out any more than it already will be by the media, but I just feel so sorry for the people of all the countries that have to suffer the losses. moment of silence.....

So what did all you get from loved ones for Jesuses Birthday?
I got money, gift cards, socks (thank you MIL) and a hot damn cappacino (sp?) machine.
My son got me a cd holder for my car that I needed, and my daughter got me slippers. Apperently the ones I had were to nasty for them to stand and more with all the wood stain spots.
Funny how christmas turned out to be a big holiday of gift giving and recieving for the birth of someone else..
For my birthday I hope you will all remember and buy yourselves something. pshaw.

So anyhow, my girl was sick on Monday, now my son is sick I hope to god I don't get it. I hate being sick.

I am looking forward to the sock exchange. I already have one pair bought and set aside for the lucky person I will be mailing too. or maybe I will keep them for myself and buy other ones.
Well I hope you all had a great Holiday.

Take care and drive safe!!

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Don't bite the mailman

So much to say, so much to say...

First of all, its colder than a witches left tit in a brass bra. The high temp for today is 0 (as in ZERO).
I got some things dilevered from the ups guy, which means my christmas shopping is done. Thank god for that. Now I just have to finish my wrapping, which isn't much because I have been doing a litlle here and there and that has totally helped.

My daughters birthday party was great. I had a simple family get together at our home and had just enough chips, veggies, dip, and my spinach dip, cake and ice cream, to make everyone happy. The bonus was that thier was no left overs. hoo ha. oh and everyone also got along.

I have the next week off of work. I know that when its Monday I will be sooo ready to come back just so I can get out of the house and away from the children, and the husband. especially when they bicker all the time and my 2 year old turns into a 5 year old and my 12 year old turns into a 6 year old. Comon, wtf??
Now don't get me wrong, I dearly love my husband and children but we all need a break or some space every now and then, right. Please tell me I am not bad for saying that.

ok ok

My brother rolled his car into a ditch a few weeks ago, and now has to use his girlfriend gas guzzling SUV and get this. She brings him to work, goes back to town, then goes to pick him up. The catch you ask? well he works out at the Uncles farm which is a 20 mile drive for my brother. So they are driving an extra 40 mile per day. Well if your wondering why I am so concerned, I always have to here about "I can't afford this and I can't pay for that, and they shut off my Heat, blah blah blah". I am sick of it.

But I just love these Combos Chedder Cheese crackers. mmmm

Well I batter get back to work. Have a great Holiday.

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Where does time go?

Well today is my daughters birthday. She is now officially 2. FYI whoever said "made up" the terrible two thing called it all wrong. I think they should just call it terrible baby syndrome. That way you can just say to a passerby in the store whilst they scream, oh, she just has TBS.
She actually is a good girl that knows she is naughty. Your typical write on the walls when no one is looking and throw the pencil or pen when you come up the stairs and ask "what are you doing?" and then say slyly...naughty.
I was talking with a girl that is pregnant the other day and reminised a little about how she was as a baby. She was a good sleeper off the bat, as was my son. She had a great case of colic from the time she was about 3 weeks old that lasted for about a month and half. Thank god for the husband or I thinkI would have lost my marbles.
She was born with dark hair and was quite ugly when I first saw her. She almost resembled ET. The one thing I did notice was that she had her daddys chin.
The time has just flew by and she has grown into such a healthy, smart, strong little girl. I can't believe how well she talks either. Clear as day you can understand when she whines..."Watch Beauty Beast Mama!" And my Lord this girl has NO FEAR! She wouldn't think twice about jumping down the flight of stairs or from the side table onto the couch wether your sitting their or not. guts, pure guts.
I am so proud to call her mine. Even when her hair looks like she stuck her finger in the socket, which is often.
My Rehanna Rose.

Happy Birthday Sweet Miss Thing.

Now will you please let me brush your hair?

Monday, December 13, 2004

Comfort and Joy

I signed up for the sock exchage threw HipMommas'. I am so excited to get me (and others) some new socks because its so freaking cold here and husband has yet to put the additional heat register in the south part of the kitchen. My "100 things" that's not finished and unpublished, my #11 was that I own many pair of funny socks. My most funny are a pair that have all different shoes on them and they are a dark brownish. They match nothing I have as far as outfits or clothes go but I wear them frequently. I also Have a pair of SpongeBob socks but they may have to take a dirt nap cuz I'm getting holes in the soles.

Now I am such a dork, and not the good kind, that I have no idea how to put up buttons and list links. If there is anyone out there willing to teach an semi old dog a new trick I would be much obliged.

Have a great Y'all